To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...
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Marcus G Monroe
There is always room in my life for a unicorn.(i.e. fantasy)
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Renata Ammazzini
A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.
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Pawan Mishra
Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.
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Kevin Focke
Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything
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Haruki Murakami
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It's so weird that adults in committed relationships have a problem with something so innocuous as flirting. I would never expect you to walk around with a paper bag over your head to avoid catching the eye of a stranger, nor would I discourage you...
But I was 22 when I started this job, and you know what? Sometimes it really is okay to just have a fucking job. Not a passion, not a career, but a steadfast source of bi-weekly income deposited directly into a checking account from which...
Maybe in life you get all kinds of soulmates. Multiple people who vibrate at the same level you do. I think that's what Fred is for me. I just don't get to see his penis anymore. So, no, I don't get my happy-ending tongue kiss...
I am a negative person by nature, and I typically shy away from anything that requires me to be having visible fun.
